:: Things You Learn About Children Only When You Have Children ::

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People who have children often pass their knowledge to people who are planning their first child. However, there are certain things you won’t really know until you have children. Here are some of these things:

1. Children can be disgusting. Potty training, diapers and vomiting can be quite difficult to deal with. Sometimes children can have some of these accidents in a public place, even several times a day, and you are the one who has to clean up the mess. They can even sometimes eat things which they find on the ground in the mall or restaurant. However, good hygiene and paying attention to your child carefully can help you face these problems in an easy way.

- dlu mmg aku tak thn la bau2 busuk ni.. rsnya semua org mcm tu kot.. tp bila dh kena anak sendiri, kena la buat jgk kan? bab2 lain aku dh leh adopt.. tp bab muntah2 ni tak berjaya lg.. kdg2 depa muntah, pastu aku pn muntah skali.. haha... mmg jenuh tahan napas la..

2. Children can be very dirty. Messy face after eating and crumbs all over the floor and table are very common with children. You can even find crumbs in unexpected places such as the bathroom or the car. Everything in your house will be sticky, from the remote control to your cell phone. Spilled drinks and stains will also become part of your life. Wet handkerchiefs, constant vacuuming and cleaning up your house, towels and good detergents can be very useful.

- semua di atas adalah betul.. satu lg time selsema.. suka sggh sapu kat baju.. pantang betul ai tau.. tu slalu bg sapu tgn kecik suh sapu hidung.. time ingt depa sapu la.. time terlupa, baju jgk jd sasaran..
 

3. Children are hoarders. Your house will be turned into a toy store. Not only your child’s room, but the entire house. You can’t get rid of some stuffs without your child’s permission. If you do this, you may face an epic meltdown. Eventually you will have to surrender and wait for your children to grow up.

-  ruang tamu mmg ruang depa la.. tp dh besaq skit ni penuh dgn pensil, pemadam, kertas, kaler pensil.. merata2.. bwh meja mkn, kt dapur.. ada ja depa tinggai.. kertas kecik2 yg dikoyak2 pn byk.. stress2...

4. Children and food. Children typically fall into two categories – those that eat everything and those that eat hardly anything. However, they will always want to have a bite of what you are eating. You can teach them to stop asking for a bite by refusing their request or giving them a bite of something you are eating and you are certain they will not like. If they continue to ask for a bite despite everything, try to avoid your child by hiding in another room when you have a meal.

- bab mkn, dina susah skit.. dani ok ja.. semua yg org mkn, dia mkn.. dina memilih ikut masa.. kdg nk makan ayam goreng, pastu dh tak mau.. nk telur plak.. sblm tu bg telur tak mau.. mcm2...

5. Children and sleep. Children never sleep when you want them to do that. Even when you think that you have finally understood your child’s sleeping schedule everything can change. Especially when you plan something, such as a nap, while your child is sleeping, the child will almost certainly destroy your plans. Children are unpredictable and you must accept this fact.

- sgt setuju.. kalau suh tdo, jgn harap la depa nk tdo.. susah sggh.. tambah2 kalau hari cuti.. jgn harap nk tdo siang.. pastu mlm tdo lewat jgk.. esoknya bgn awal lak tu.. mentang2 la ada geng nk main...

6. Children are needy even when they get older. Newborns need to be fed, changed, bathed, burped, rocked to sleep etc. But these needs can even intensify as your children get older. They will always need something, especially when you sit down to eat or try to relax. The only thing parents can do is be calm and patient.

- kalau bab mengacau bila nk rileks2 ni, dani mmg champion.. tgh tv ke tgh nk rehat ke, dani mmg suka kacau.. ada ja benda nk tnjk.. benda nk tanya.. tak pn, menyendeng2 jer.. tak tau motif... pastu kalau ilang sat dari pandangan ja, dia yg mesti cari dlu.. dina tak heran sgt aku nk p mn pn..

7. Children are brutally honest. Until children learn that some things should not be said out loud, they will be too honest both with you and with others. They may say that someone is fat in front of him, and they will repeat this until you acknowledge their statement.

- bab ni dina la terer.. dia suka ckp kuat2.. suka hati ja nk ckp apa pn.. aku yg malu.. tambah2 kalau dpn org.. selagi tak jawab, selagi tu dia tanya.. bukan dia tau malu pn..

8. Children break everything. Your child will break things and this is inevitable. But they will not only break their toys, but your staff also. You will have to accept that your child may “accidentally” step on your eyeglasses, paint the couch with permanent markers or drop your cell phone in the toilet.

- normal la ni.. mainan depa jgn harap la nk jumpa yg perfect.. semua rosak.. hbh tercabut semua benda.. ipad cover aku pn dh 2 kali tukar.. kes depa dok main la.. tu pasai la ni ipad dilarang keras dh.. jgn gatai2 nk main.. nk kena bebel, sila la amik... bab cermin mata pn dh penah kena.. elok je dina bg patah.. buka luas2 cermin mata tu.. bagus2.. ibu hampa ni mmg byk duit.. nk beli cermin mata baru.. huhu...

9. Children hurt themselves a lot. When your children start moving on their own they will constantly fall off things, trip off things or choke on things. Fortunately, most of these injuries can be fixed with band-aids and kisses.

- tu dlu punya cita.. skrg punya cita, tiba2 adik nangis kakak buat.. pastu kakak lak nangis, adik buat.. adik buat mmg tak dak belas kasihan.. siap tinggai bekas cakar tu.. kakak selalu jd mangsa.. kena ketuk la, kena cakar la..

10. Your children are worth all of it. The love which you have for your child is the most intense love you can imagine. You will be prepared to sacrifice everything even your life for your child. When you have someone that loves you unconditionally as your child does, every difficulty which you will face when raising your child will be easy do deal with.

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